"When I feel down I want you above me"

I'm sorry, I had to. I figured, that out of everyone on this list, you might be the one to appreciate this the most. It's a bit of a joke, and not serious at all, but what I have to say to you is definitely serious. Who doesn't want panty shots, right? I mean, who doesn't feel excited and overjoyed (and just a little horny) by a panty shot? So, naturally, this analogy works perfectly for you. Because who doesn't feel excited and overjoyed (and just a little horny) when talking to you?

No, but seriously... (and just so you know, finding these images? Was just about the most awkward five minutes of my life. Now I just feel awkward and I want to erase Firefox's memory...)

"When you're around I'm always laughing"

So you. You and I didn't talk for an entire year. And boy, am I glad that we started talking again. The funny thing is, there was no awkwardness. It was like we'd been talking the entire time. And that kind of stuff doesn't happen every day.

I thought of you as one of my best friends a year ago. I trusted you 100% and loved you and would have done anything for you. And that still hasn't changed. One year of not talking? Didn't make a difference. You still mean the same to me, if not more. You are still one of my best friends, someone that I love talking to, someone I can't get enough of, and someone that I trust completely.

And I still look forward to conversations with you. I'd drop anything to talk to you (which might not be such a good thing.) I love you so much. And I can't believe I let one entire year slip by. I won't let it happen again; now I have to make up for lost time.

"When I think about you I touch myself"

There isn't much to say. It didn't take that long to find a song for you. In fact, you're one of the few people I actually managed to find two songs for! (Because you're just that awesome.) One of these songs is a continuation of a joke and the other one is for serious. I have both lyrics posted here. You can decide which one is for shits and giggles and which one is for serious. :)

I Touch Myself - The Divinyles
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I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes And see you before me
Think I would die If you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh

I don't want anybody else When I think about you
I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Center of the Sun - Poe & Conjure One
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Young girl in the market
Music to the men
When the men leave
Her eyes are red
When her eyes are closed again she sees the dark market of above

And she sings
'They say the most horrible things
But I hear violins, when I close my eyes
I am at the center of the sun
And I cannot be hurt
By anything this wicked world has done'

Young boy in the market
Follows all the men
When the men leave
He's out of his head
When his eyes are closed again he sees the dark market of above

And he sings
'They break the most beautiful things
But I hear violins, when I close my eyes
I am at the center of the sun
And I cannot be hurt
By anything this wicked world has done
I look into your eyes
And I am at the center of the sun
And I cannot be hurt
By anything this wicked world has done'

Center of the sun

Young boy in the market
Sees the girl alone
And asks her
'Have you lost your way home?'
She sings
'You say the most beautiful things, just like my violins'

I look into your eyes
I am at the center of the sun
And I cannot be hurt
By anything this wicked world has done

When I close my eyes
I am at the center of the sun
And I cannot be hurt
By anything this wicked world has done

'Cause
I hear violins
I hear violins

I hear violins
I hear violins

Center of the sun

I hear ...violins